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15 original whiskey memes. Four colors, sizes S-3XL, printed on demand. 21+ humor, enjoy responsibly.

Nobody:Me at 5:01 PM:*sprints to the bar cart*CLOCKED OUT. POURED IN.

Nobody: Me at 5:01 PM

Clocked out at 5:00. Poured in at 5:01. Nobody asked.

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EXPECTATIONHINTS OFVANILLA,TOASTED OAK& OLD LEATHERREALITYz z ZTASTES LIKEWHISKEY.I'M SLEEPY.

Tasting Notes: Expectation vs. Reality

Top panel: sommelier energy. Bottom panel: couch energy.

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SMALLTALKSMALLBATCH

Small Talk? Small Batch.

Hard pass on the weather chat. Heavy yes on the pour.

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TELL ME YOU'RE AWHISKEY SNOBWITHOUT TELLING ME*sniffs it for11 minutes*"IT REALLY OPENS UP WITH A DROP OF WATER"

Tell Me You're a Whiskey Snob

Minute 1: vanilla. Minute 7: leather. Minute 11: everyone left.

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WARNING:SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE• SPONTANEOUS TASTING NOTES• KARAOKE CONFIDENCE• STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ICE• TEXTING YOUR EX (DON'T.)ASK YOUR BARTENDER IFWHISKEY IS RIGHT FOR YOU

Side Effects May Include

Ask your bartender if whiskey is right for you.

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Whiskey FactsServing size: 1 dram (allegedly)Servings per bottle: fewer than you thinkAmount per servingCaloriesdon't ask% Daily Value*Confidence300%Tasting notes200%Dad jokes150%Opinions on ice110%Regret0%**until tomorrow morning

Whiskey Facts

Confidence: 300% daily value. Regret: 0%*. *Until tomorrow.

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IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.IT'S ACOLLECTION.CURATED, NOT HOARDED.

It's a Collection

It's not a problem if the shelf is organized.

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I LEFT A PERFECTLYGOOD DRAMTO BE HERE.(IT'S GETTING WARM. WRAP IT UP.)WEDDINGS · MEETINGS · RECITALS

I Left a Dram for This

The official uniform of meetings, weddings and your cousin's recital.

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HELLOmy name isSingle,Aged &Full-BodiedSERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLYNO ICE. NO DRAMA. JUST DRAMS.

Hello, I'm Single & Aged

A dating profile, but make it a name tag.

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POV:you said “just one.”Sunday has left the chatYour dignity has left the chatHangover joined the chatWORTH IT? DEBATABLE.

POV: You Said "Just One"

Sunday has left the chat. Hangover joined the chat.

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PATIENCELOADING...ETA: 12 YEARSDO NOT UNPLUG THE BARREL

Patience Loading...

Estimated time remaining: 12 years. Please do not refresh.

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WHISKEY DADSTARTER PACKTHE GOOD GLASSICE? ABSOLUTELY NOT.THE FLANNELUNSOLICITED FACTS“Well,actually...”DAD JOKES SOLD SEPARATELY

Whiskey Dad Starter Pack

Includes: one good glass, one flannel, zero ice, infinite facts.

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CURRENT MOOD:NEAT2%SOCIAL BATTERYNO ICE. NO WATER. NO PLANS.PLEASE DO NOT #@!%ING DISTURB

Current Mood: Neat

Social battery: 2%. Glass: full. Plans: canceled.

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I LIKE MY WHISKEYLIKE MY EXES:ON THE ROCKS.(I'M NOT BITTER. THE WHISKEY IS.)EST. AFTER THE BREAKUP

Like My Exes: On the Rocks

Not bitter. The whiskey is.

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AGED TOPERFECTION*OLD*MOSTLY JUST AGED.SLIGHTLY CHARRED. STILL SMOOTH.

Aged to Perfection*

The asterisk is doing a lot of work here.

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