Original design · Unisex tee
Hello, I'm Single & Aged
$56.00
A giant "Hello, my name is" sticker filled in with marker: Single, Aged & Full-Bodied. Serious inquiries only. No ice, no drama, just drams. Guaranteed to start conversations at weddings (results may vary).
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Printed on demand; ships in about 3-7 business days (demo estimate)
- Free US shipping on orders of $75.00+ (any two shirts)
- Original artwork - not affiliated with any spirits brand
- 21+ humor. Enjoy responsibly.
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