Original design · Unisex tee
Whiskey Facts
$54.00
A nutrition-label parody for a generic pour. Serving size: one dram (allegedly). Servings per bottle: fewer than you think. Calories: don't ask. Dad jokes clock in at 150% of your daily value, and the footnote on regret is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Printed on demand; ships in about 3-7 business days (demo estimate)
- Free US shipping on orders of $75.00+ (any two shirts)
- Original artwork - not affiliated with any spirits brand
- 21+ humor. Enjoy responsibly.
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